Oh, a hair! A white, white hair!
Color it! Cover it! Hear me shout!
Pull it! Yank it! Tear it OUT!
Aging? Never! No not I.
I'm 32 until I die.
Liposuction
Nip and tuck
Eyebrow lifts for just a buck.
Lasar zap that fat away!
Facial contours
Don't delay!
Round that bum
And lift that chest!
Aren't my new lips
Just the best?!
Ah, my skin! It just got clearer...
But, hey, who's that there in my bathroom mirror?
By: Sarah L. Garriott
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